Thanks to the poor decision-making of someone on my office floor (and the heads-up from my co-worker/refuse-collecting partner R. Shore), I am now in possession of a box full of graduation caps and tassels that say “2011.”

Thanks to the poor decision-making of someone on my office floor (and the heads-up from my co-worker/refuse-collecting partner R. Shore), I am now in possession of a box full of graduation caps and tassels that say “2011.”